23 years-old and an Ashton Kutcher lookalike, except he is short,
like 5'4". Nice guy, tiny penis, insecure about it, but not too much
since his girlfriend loves him. Spends his time gardening, smoking
weed, and writing poetry. Does not watch much TV. Hates Eminem, thinks
he is a part of a white conspiracy to destroy hip-hop and it's culture.
Out of respect for hip-hop culture and comfort with his whiteness,
Albertson dresses normally and refuses to speak in ebonics.
Albertson was raised by his grandparents in a South Florida trailer
park after his mother, a prostitute named Gail Wolford was convicted of
cutting off several of her johns' penises. Case got national attention
and spawned many late-night televeision talk-show jokes. Her nickname
was the South Florida Penis Chopper. Wayne was an average student who
always aspired to be a rapper. Mos Def is his hero. On the night before
he left his grandparents home, Albertson got into a fight with his
step-grandfather, Borden Jessop who was 78. Wayne lost. He would never
tell anyone of the fight or of the outcome, but this was when he
decided, finally, to kill the old man.
In 2003 Wayne got a scholarship at the University of North Central
Florida (the campus is in Gilvert), but dropped out in 2004 to become a
rapper after falling in with Scooby, a pot-dealer and would-be
recording producer.Became friends with Lance Bonner, next-door neighbor
of Scooby. Bonner is homicidal a Jamaican immigrant with a love of
poetry and guns. Albertson fell in love with Miriam, Bonner's dwarf
sister after answering Bonner's cell-phone one afternoon when she
called. She became his whole life after that, his main ambition was to
either help Bonner get legal so that he could file for his sister
to become a legal immigrant, or, get her to come to Florida on a fiance
visa. Second on his agenda is the desire to ask, or find a way to pay,
Bonner to kill Jessop.
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